Rocket Man on the Moonshine - The Madness of Pop - Silly Songs and the Wildest Theories
Elton John's Rocket Man, was going to get as high as a kite. He was bent on getting blind drunk (the usual meaning of high as a kite). Could it be that he got so drunk, that he missed his scheduled flight? or are we dealing with a Capricorn One situation? in which the only mission he was involved was to go down the pub, and there were no flights to Mars. Some of the evidence seems to support the Capricorn One Theory.
Rocket Man tells us that Mars it's as cold as hell. It's common knowledge that some parts of Mars are very cold and walking about in a Martian winter, without a vest, is not recommended. However, Rocket Man is unaware that Mars can heat up to a pleasant 70F/20C. Evidence that Rocket Man might not have left the Earth. Rocket Man stresses that his wife packed his bags pre-flight. This seems to suggest that she sometimes packed his bags post-flight, another reason for going down the pub.
Contrary to his complaints about long distance travel over a period of possibly of years, he tells us, that It's just my job five days a week, implying that he spends two days at home. So wherever he is, is only a short commute, from, maybe, a town that sounds like Mars, that his drink-befuddled brain has confused with the planet Mars.
There's a lot of science involved in his job, but he doesn't understand it, all this science I don't understand. He gets a bit confused here, not knowing his job description. A spacecraft is an electrical/mechanical device, if he had to rely on scientific theory to operate it, he would be in serious trouble. We all operate electrical/mechanical devices, if we had to rely on such knowledge to operate them, we would all be in serious trouble. All this, casts doubt on Rocket Man, and would make you think his story has been made up on the back of a beer mat down the pub.
Even if Rocket Man was not part of a government Capricorn One, Mars landing hoax, type conspiracy, and has made the flight to Mars, he might be too much of a drunk to properly evaluate whether Mars is a good place to raise your kids. Drunks spend too much time down the pub, to check out friendly neighbourhoods, public transport links and if there are any good schools around.
Elton John's Rocket Man, was going to get as high as a kite. He was bent on getting blind drunk (the usual meaning of high as a kite). Could it be that he got so drunk, that he missed his scheduled flight? or are we dealing with a Capricorn One situation? in which the only mission he was involved was to go down the pub, and there were no flights to Mars. Some of the evidence seems to support the Capricorn One Theory.
Rocket Man tells us that Mars it's as cold as hell. It's common knowledge that some parts of Mars are very cold and walking about in a Martian winter, without a vest, is not recommended. However, Rocket Man is unaware that Mars can heat up to a pleasant 70F/20C. Evidence that Rocket Man might not have left the Earth. Rocket Man stresses that his wife packed his bags pre-flight. This seems to suggest that she sometimes packed his bags post-flight, another reason for going down the pub.
Contrary to his complaints about long distance travel over a period of possibly of years, he tells us, that It's just my job five days a week, implying that he spends two days at home. So wherever he is, is only a short commute, from, maybe, a town that sounds like Mars, that his drink-befuddled brain has confused with the planet Mars.
There's a lot of science involved in his job, but he doesn't understand it, all this science I don't understand. He gets a bit confused here, not knowing his job description. A spacecraft is an electrical/mechanical device, if he had to rely on scientific theory to operate it, he would be in serious trouble. We all operate electrical/mechanical devices, if we had to rely on such knowledge to operate them, we would all be in serious trouble. All this, casts doubt on Rocket Man, and would make you think his story has been made up on the back of a beer mat down the pub.
Even if Rocket Man was not part of a government Capricorn One, Mars landing hoax, type conspiracy, and has made the flight to Mars, he might be too much of a drunk to properly evaluate whether Mars is a good place to raise your kids. Drunks spend too much time down the pub, to check out friendly neighbourhoods, public transport links and if there are any good schools around.
Rocket Man (I Think It's Going To Be A Long Long Time)
She packed my bags last night pre-flight
Zero hour nine a.m.
And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then
I miss the earth so much I miss my wife
It's lonely out in space
On such a timeless flight
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it's cold as hell
And there's no one there to raise them if you did
And all this science I don't understand
It's just my job five days a week
A rocket man, a rocket man
And I think it's gonna be a long long time...
She packed my bags last night pre-flight
Zero hour nine a.m.
And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then
I miss the earth so much I miss my wife
It's lonely out in space
On such a timeless flight
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it's cold as hell
And there's no one there to raise them if you did
And all this science I don't understand
It's just my job five days a week
A rocket man, a rocket man
And I think it's gonna be a long long time...